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John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 A.M.
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ).
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA )
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN MALAYSIA ) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.
After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN CHINA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with gas (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day he decided to see if he could find a job with his computer(Made In Malaysia). He quickly found out that his version of windows has crashed.
John picks up the phone and has no dial tone. He uses his cel phone (made in Sweden) to call AT&T. After calling 3 times (to get someone he could understand) he finally reaches AT&T’s tech support (In India). They fix the phone and then Joe calls Microsoft (In Pakistan)
After not finding a job using his computer, John goes to the Walmart Supercenter to buy dinner.
He goes to pay and uses the self check out line (because the 1 cashier that is open has a line)
John goes home and decides to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ),
and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA
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